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By Seth MacFarlane

From the writer of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.

Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is uninterested with the tough lifetime of the yank frontier, the place it sort of feels every little thing and whatever can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected consuming water. Tumbleweed abrasion. anything known as "toe-foot." Even a visit to the outhouse. sure, there are one million how you can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it good judgment. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert makes a decision to struggle back—even although he can't shoot, experience, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a gorgeous gunslinger who's tricky adequate for the either one of them. regrettably, she's married to the largest, meanest, so much jealous bad-ass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply found 1000000 and one how one can die within the West.

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Stonefang was the most powerful member of the giant forces. Over the course of many battles, dwarf heroes sundered four fragments from the titan's body. Though the dwarf champions failed to kill their foe, the dwarves collected the frag­ ments, which held a measure of Stone fang's power. A group of dwarf scholars discovered a ritual to bind Stonefang through the use of his fragments and impris­ oned him in a deep pit within his mountain stronghold. Once the titan was subdued, the dwarves built a citadel upon the mountain and took control of the pass the giants had carved through it, securing a potential trade hub and secretly guarding over the imprisoned titan.

2010 Wizards of the Coast nc This page may be photocopied for home game use only. RUMBLE IN THE MOUNTAINS AJI trade through the lronwall Mountains stopped when Stone fang Pass fell to the orcs. The ancient passage has become a haven for monsters, and something mighty stirs in the bedrock deep below. Now the dwarves of the Glintshield clan want to reopen the pass, but they cannot do it alone.... \1 is a DUNGEONS & DRAGONs® adventure designed for 5th-level characters. It fits easily into any Dungeon Master's campaign and features an easy-to-run encounter format and a full-color, double­ sided battle map.

PARCEL AND QUEST CHECKL1ST This checklist Is provided to help you assign the right amount of experience and treasure. Sronefang's fragments aren't included as part of the characters' treasure. TREASURE PARCELS Parcel and Contents Page 1. 500 gp (200-gp down payment) 3 2. 100 gp, 200-gp opal 13 3. n ring 14 4. Dwarven 8reaves (or level 7 Item) 14 5. 250 gp, 15 pp 17 6 . 110gp 19 8. +1 courtier's cape (or level 8 item) 23 9. 200gp 27 11. Luckbender8'oves (or level 6 Item) 27 Collected o o o o o o o o QUESTS Major Quest Expel the orcs from Stonefang Pass Bind Stonefang in the Pit of Doom Minor QuestsRetrieve Flinka's XP 1,000 Assigned Complete 0 0 1,250 0 0 XP 200 Assigned Complete a a sending stone o •Any quests you place here 80 beyond the XP budget for this adventure.

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